2. You try to deal paracetemol claiming it's 'Cardamine'
3. You try to sell water to the mall, claming it's a commodity
4. You randomly ask people for jobs while out on a pub crawl
5. While driving to work, you try to enter formation with cars headed that way
6. You ask to have cruise engines fitted on your car
7. You fill in "LSF" in the previous employment field on your CV
8. You pull up alongside a truck telling them to 'Hand over their cargo or be blasted from the skies'.
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In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.