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Hey Eskie, I''m huntin'' Wabbitsees!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:29 pm

Hey Eskie, I''m huntin'' Wabbitsees!

Listhen up wabbit fellar, oive gone 'n' kiddney-napped yer good Doctor frien' ya sees, n'' if yiz don' do zakly whar oy sayz oil be 'avin iz gutses.

I'll give you till dawn to send me a mail or the Doctor gets it. Then again, considering the damage he inflicted on your fellow warren dwellers with that Sweet Afton experament I would not be surprised if you would rather me fry the twit, narf.

*ponders the value of captive*

*ponders and scratches chin*

*scratches other parts----ahhh that's better*

Seriously though, the damn fool got half sauced and locked 'im self out. Any chance you might throw down the keys and let us in? There's a chilled GB in it for ya yi daft wee fur ball.

BTW: Indy, check your mail kiddo!

Post Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:30 pm

So it seems I have an ally in the Holy Crusades against the heathenistic Rabbit God. Fight the Fur!

Rabbit Hunter

Post Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:37 pm

@Pairabolix; Yes! Listen to the voices in you head my friend. You are not alone. The others will help. They're here! They are here...*Fades out to dodgy 70's sound effect*...*fades back in*...Here wabbitwabbitwabbit...

Walks off doing his best Kenny Everet "And it's all done in the best possible taste"

Post Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:58 pm

hmm most interesting!

I might lend some support, I dont particulary like wabbits so thats good enough to take their dominion down!

Post Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:56 pm


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Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:11 am

the people of Tawakalnistan have long been at the forefront of the struggle against the tide-like onslaught of rabbits and have strict measures to control their rabbit population. Therefore I can commend and support anyone who endaevours to overcome the menace of these long-eared furry carrot-eating GB drinking interlopers.

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:34 am

Good sirs the fine people of TLR are indeed wise. May I further wish a thousand blessings, long life to all of the camels, and a happy harem to the people of Towelakistan.

I have kiddney napped the Doctor and have refused him the essentials, food, water and alcohol unless he helps us develop a super strain of Mixupmetosees.

He did attempt to make contact with his fellow conspirators but considering the fact that he is a daft low tech twat the effort was, at most, a fart in a tea cup.

Unfortunately I am now beginning to second guess the mans' crdedentials and fear that his doctorship may have come out of a christmas cracker. If the infidel continues to refuse to assist us in our efforts we may have to disembowel him, traditional beheading would never work on such thick necked capitalistic scum.

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:59 am

I'm sure you're speaking in irony but I think you're taking it perhaps a BIT too far

I don't have anything for or against Eskie, mind, but this thread is quite funny anyway.

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:07 am

Im curious if this is simply an alter ego, as he has come on to strong too soon to be just a newbie.

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:47 am


Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:06 am

Alter-egos are silly. You'd never catch me doing anything like that.

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:26 am

Beheading rabbits.

Boys will be boys it seems.

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:35 am

at least those ones will be, i always had my head in a book.

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:55 pm

@TET; Totally! Served it's purpose though, as did I. So on that note I must grasciously thank you all for so readily welcoming me into your forum and bid you a fine fair well.

Untill next time, It's a good night from me...

Post Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:41 pm

Damn it, the *one day* that I feel too sick to check my email and TLR this happens! How the hell do you people know?! Grrr!!! As for the kidnapping, the negotiations are being pursued by Indy on my behalf, and I understand that certain accommodations have been made. However, just to be clear, I will *only* offer up to 2% of my ginger beer supply for the good Doctor. As he is not a loyal Esquilaxitavian citizen, or even a GB drinker, I cannot justify offering more .

Para - Bah, you need all the help you can find!

AELK - Once again I must applaude your predictable male-related generalisations. Bravo!

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