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Rabbit wants to rule

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Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:45 am

Rabbit wants to rule

Just an idea that popped up in my head. Enjoy

-make 'em bleed-

Edited by - sycho warrior on 11/27/2005 5:30:28 AM

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 5:27 am

Chips opened his eyes, but quickly closed them again as a bright glare assulted his eyes. His head felt as if it would explode at any moment. He opened his eyes again, more careful this time.

Slowly all his senses started to return and he realised that he was tied to a chair. Vague memories floated through his head. He remembered something about being in a bar and talking to a beautiful girl. Other than that, he didn't have a clue.

He slowly turned his head from side to side, trying to see what was going on. He realised that he wasn't alone, to his left a row of chars, most occupied stood.

"Ah, finally you decided to join the land of the living"

He tried to focus on the face of the man next to him. The man seemed vaguely familiar. He shook his head, trying to get rid of the dizzyness and then looked at the man again. He was shocked to realise that the man was someone he knew from TLR.
Not just anyone at that, it was Eraser!
Chips, now dumbfounded looked at the man sitting next to Eraser, it was Parabolix. As he studied each of the men, he realised that he was looking at TLR's moderators. He turned his attention back to Eraser.

"What's going on?"

Eraser shook his head.

"We don't know. It looks like someone decided to kidnap all TLR's moderators, no idea why though"

Chips looked through the row of seats, again noticing the open chairs.

"Well, it seems like we're getting some more company sometime, lets see, there are 18 chairs and only 14 are filled. Thats weird, there are 19 people on TLR's staff, isn't there E?"

Eraser slowly nodded his head; "You're right there, Chips, Fear Factor, Harrier, HCl, Bigman and sw are the only ones who are not here yet."

"Pah, sw is probably unfindable, I bet she's busy feeding her pet lion or something"

Chips was not surprised to hear Tawakalna making such a comment, they were all used to it by that time. looked around in the room the were held in, it was bare except for the chairs in which they were tied up. He was still pondering that when a voice boomed accross the room.

"Welcome, staff of TLR, I am sorry that the rest couldn't join us, but at leaast they won't bother us either."

They all strained to look behind them where the voice was coming from. When the man stepped into full view, there were gasps. They could not see his face, but there was no mistake about his identity. He wore a black outfit and a mask in the from of the head of a rabbit.

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:31 am

Ah, the rabbit takes over the world. It'll be interesting to see where this goes. I'm sure the Grand Mullah of Tawalkanistan won't stand for having his lands overrun by heards of rabbits. Good luck and keep up the writing!

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:23 am

meh, I thought this was one of sw's dreams at firsts - me, bondage... was waiting for the tub of jello to make an appearance I was starting to think "Oh sw, you saucy little minx!" - but alas, I am a prisoner

When I read about Eraser being next to me, I did wonder again - maybe he has been talking too much again recently, fantasizing to sw once more... or maybe sw is letting out some secretly hidden yearnings (well, lets face it, she picks two hunks - who could blame her?).

Bah, will have to see what terrible fate becomes of me... as long as the fate doesn't involve a rabbit and their natural known tendancies - I won't be too worried

Edited by - Chips on 11/27/2005 8:33:06 AM

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:11 am

I think I'll let you die a very painful death...

Edited by - sycho warrior on 11/27/2005 9:31:53 AM

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:13 am

*Moves back to corner to see what happens*

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:38 pm

*cleans rifle and do target practicing on two hunks*

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:14 pm

*cleans rifle and do target practicing on two hunks*

I hope that aint a metaphor , although I wouldn't be surpised if we made men swing...

Post Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:33 pm

the First couple of sentences made me think it was a recount of the first ever TLR meeting party...

at least something in that direction.
Im anxious to see where this is going, especially Taw being a captive of the Rabbit, I wonder how he found the exit to his burrow.

and I don't think the Islamic Peoples Republic of Tawakalnistan with its Glorious Grand Mullah Tawakalna will ever let an Infidel rabbit rule them, theyd eat him for Breakfast, have him skinned for a stole By lunch, and have the left overs with their dinner.

(I know, but old habits do die hard)

Edited by - Locutov on 11/27/2005 3:36:20 PM

Post Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:01 am

Who could this mysterious rabbit-headed individual be? I like the cut of his jib though .

Post Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:03 am

Would the bunny in your story have anthing to do with the bunny below?

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(" )_(" ) signature to help him gain world domination

Post Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:50 am

Havent thought about this in a long time.
No I'm not refering to that bunny cbrain

Post Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:22 pm

bah! pro-Wabbit propaganda from Umboto Gorge! I'll have to post "The Way of the Mullah" "The Seven Pillars of Supper" and that great novel "To Kill a Mocking-Wabbit" to counter this disgraceful slander!

Post Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:21 am

You don't even know what the idea behidn the story is Pete!

Post Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:56 am

I don't need to - the title is enough to convince me that it is, by definition, completely haram! I have therefore forbidden this thread from being viewed by any Tawakalnistani citizens.

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