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The Bill Brasky appreciation thread

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Post Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:21 pm

The Bill Brasky appreciation thread

Bill Brasky is a son of a b*tch. One time Brasky and I went bowling and he used a human skull as a ball. When the other bowlers complained he killed 38 people, boiled their heads in a vat and replaced every other ball in the joint with a freshly boiled skull. He said that he didn't want anyone complaining of an unfair advantage when he bowled a perfect 300, which he then proceeded to do...8 times over.

To Bill Brasky!

Just in case you don't know what the hell I'm on about.

Post Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:36 pm

Did I ever tell you about the time that Brasky went to the gym. He benched 300 pounds continuously for 7 hours. He then ate the dumbbell and three gym instructors, he said it was the most delicious meal he's ever had.

Edited by - mustang on 10/25/2007 9:29:54 PM

Post Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:29 pm

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

Post Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:04 pm

I was a bit worried no-one else had ever seen them, this along with Will Ferrel's Harry Carry are the greatest SNL skits ever.

Post Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:16 am

Meh. John Belushi and Buck Henry's "Samurai" skits were pretty damned funny.

Can't find any examples yet.

These are pretty funny too but some of them don't grab your funny bone very quickly. You have to let them grow on you.

Edited by - indy11 on 10/26/2007 6:17:35 AM

Post Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:01 pm

Samuri Night Clerk with Richard Pryor has to be the funniest one of the lot -- Yo mamma san pryor goes -- the look on belushi's face is priceless -- obviously pryor went off script -- belushi screams my mamma san my mamma san and chops the desk in half

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